Tuesday, February 10, 2009

You May Be a Taliban If...

31 comments :
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

31 comments :

Bilbo said...

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Darvin said...

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cdason said...

wuahaha.. this is really nice!!

Magdalen Islands said...

That is funny, lol!

ruzzlan2312 said...

Lifestyles !

Rajat said...

WOW man, this is really funny!

sugarpop said...

light & funny...
Blogged about it on Ma Boule...
Salam from Beirut, where thank God we have no Talibans; however, we have something as unique, which is the party of God, Hezbollah that is....
Need Leon the professional to clear them all....

Peace Out

WORDWARIORabc said...

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Megan Bodman said...

Absolutely hilarious! Especially #9! Thanks for the giggle!

arctotravler said...

Now what’s wrong with a good old fashion goat sacrifice sitting around a fire made of dried dung and smoking a bowl with your friends? Would you rather we test it on monkeys or Englishmen? We have no moral objection to the drinking of alcohol or beer, well that is until the English army shows up, gets drunk and chases retried Taliban transvestites prostitutes unto submission. Sir, in my father life time we supplied the base of 60% of natural opiate base gum used in the manufacturing of life saving pharmaceuticals. Big Pharmacy pulled the rug out from our agriculture programs closing are certification program for the production of puppies to promote designed synthetics that are useless like Cox-2 Vioxx and for what we seen 88,000 people died from its use. If our natural products once again found a place in the Global market, that would be the end of the poppy and heroin problem in Afghanistan. That’s the way the world turned until big pharmaceutical synthetics that are design in an atomic way- tweaked to hold a patent and rob the sick, even if the drug does nothing like VIOXX.

Before the Taliban, American drug dealers, and Big Pharmaceutical Company’s we sold on a certified, legal, market, that was fully audited and the rules were strictly obeyed by our farm co-ops. Poppies and products sold to the medical market were scrutinized by quality assurances were unsurpassed even in to today’s standards-the whole process of production passed every eye In our farming community each bundle of box held certification and legal documentation.

Nobody could move a signal plant or product outside that quality system. The same is true for Peru and coca leaves used for local and dental anesthesia, all natural no carcinogenic and death tolls. Needless to save the hemp export from Mexico has been replaced by nylon and other toxics polymers that leach in to the soil at the end of the product life which Is shorter then the used of natural hemp which does not slice a walruses slowly in half when tangled in polymer fishing line (did not happen with hemp line or natural lines) The point that your people smoke it, will it just like the beer how can we or why should we object to the way you act? After all what do you expect- you English.

Anonymous said...

I am quite amaze after reading your post, how can a software developer can write these type of thing without analyzing some one's life style... what ever these people are, but we should not make fun of someones lifestyle or traditions

Lisa said...

That was funny. But what is so sad is that it is correct.

Anonymous said...

shit.

Dana Seilhan said...

Arcto's comment is really interesting. We certainly are eager to jump on the bandwagon declaring plant drugs dangerous and synthetic ones safe, but which class of drugs kills more people, with the possible exceptions of alcohol and nicotine?

"Unclean" butts and "unclean" meat are two different things. God apparently told Muslims not to eat pork, but He never told them not to have a bowel movement. Anyway, what do you expect people to do when they have no toilet paper? I bet they have fewer hemorrhoids.

Still... mostly, this is a funny post.

captainjohann said...

A realy humourous post.

Sanskar said...

ha ha!! thats so cool..lol. Well these people hate music, but they like to dance on the beats of explosion. They keep some hand grenades with them always, just throw one if you're feeling bored. :-D

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