LOUISIANA GHOST STORY
This happened about a month ago just outside
of Cocodrie, a little town in the bayou country
of Louisiana , and while it sounds like an Alfred
Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This out of state traveler was on the side of
the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night
in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and
no cars went by.
It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in
front of his face.
Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and
appearing
ghostlike in the rain It slowly and silently
crept toward him and stopped.
Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and
closed the
door; only then did he realize that there was
nobody behind the wheel,
and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain.
Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was
terrified, too scared
to think of jumping out and running.
The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve
and,
still too scared to jump out, he started to pray
and begging for his life; he was sure
the ghost car would go off the road and in the bayou and
he would surely drown!
But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at
the driver's window and a hand reached
in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely
around the
bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared
through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again!
Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear
every time they reached a curve.
Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could
take and jumped out of the car and ran to town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice
quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey,
then told everybody about his supernatural experience.
A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when
they realized the guy was
telling the truth (and not just some drunk).
About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and
one says to the other,
"Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiot that rode in our car
when we wuz pushin it in the rain."
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
You May Be a Taliban If...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
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